本帖最后由 峪飞鹰 于 2013-5-2 16:42 编辑
刚刚无聊，想体验一下 Comodo Firewall，于是装虚拟机里面了。结果发现，似乎有点卡（当然，虚拟机本来就卡，加上我还装了个卡巴反病毒）。于是7点8点，点到了什么帮助，弹出了 GeekBuddy 来。想着无聊就和对方聊起来。于是有了下面的对话：
03:51:51 PM client : Application FirewallFree requested technical support. Details: Clicked help from summary window.
03:52:43 PM client : why my computer is very slow after I installed the comodo firewall. how do I speed up my computer? 03:52:46 PM System : Thank you for choosing GeekBuddy™. We can definitely help you with your issue, a techie geek will be with you instantly. 03:53:13 PM Jacob : Hello! My name is Jacob. I will be assisting you today! 03:53:29 PM client : Hi, Jacob. I'm glad to talk to you. 03:53:34 PM Jacob : Not to worry, I am here to help you.
03:53:45 PM Jacob : Alright, let's take a look at your issue. Are you ready?
03:53:49 PM Jacob : Excellent. You should call us while I continue to investigate. Dialing our GeekBuddy number 1-888-428-7638 will help us explain the issue better. Let me know if you like this option. 03:54:44 PM client : Thanks for your reply. I am afraid that I can not call the number because I am not live in USA. Is there any helping support could be through the internet? 03:54:59 PM Jacob : That is fine, we can stay with chat only. Let me know if you change your mind.
03:55:03 PM Jacob : I will continue to investigate the issue and probably ask you a few questions to clarify. 03:55:29 PM Jacob : How long are you facing this issue? 03:56:53 PM client : may be serval minuts. I just install comodo firewall less than an hour. but there is also another software had installed in my computer. such as Kaspersky Anti-Virus. 03:57:07 PM Jacob : Are you getting any error message? 03:57:29 PM client : no error message. just makes my computer slow. 03:58:09 PM Jacob : Ok, let me describe how we are going to fix your problem.
03:58:15 PM Jacob : In order to proceed, I will have to remotely connect to your computer and I will take the necessary steps to assist you. Please accept the remote by pressing YES at the top of your chat window message.
然后，这位叫 Jacob 的小哥就向我发起了远程控制请求。俺就点了 Accept。
03:58:42 PM client : I accepted the remote request.
03:58:53 PM client : can you see my desktop? 03:59:18 PM Jacob : Thank you, I now have remote access to your system.
03:59:24 PM Jacob : As a precaution I will now create a System Restore Point for back-up purposes, just in case anything happens and you'll want your computer to return to a previous state.
这个时候小哥开始点我的开始菜单，然后右键我的电脑，但是突然停下了，于是我在想，是不是因为我的电脑是简体中文系统，他不知道怎么点建立还原点了呢？于是，我就在和他抢控制，点窗口输入了下面的对话。
04:00:14 PM client : wait 04:01:14 PM client : sorry about my native language is not english. may be there is truble that you can use my computer. 04:01:24 PM Jacob : No problem.
哇，小哥竟然中文也不怕，那好请您继续。
04:01:45 PM client : ok, please go on.
看着小哥似乎是要点运行窗口，可是可能是突然的网络问题，对话框提示，我和他断开连接了，说正在重新连接尝试中。于是我就等着吧。大概也就1分钟的样子，连接好了。小哥似乎没操作我的电脑了，于是他这样说。
04:03:58 PM Jacob : I can see in your system that some files are conflit. 04:04:19 PM client : oh, which files? 04:04:35 PM Jacob : I will help you to tuneup your system manually and change settings manually to boot your system fast
其实，到这里我一直都以为接下来会非常顺利的。于是正在想着等他忙完，知道我是个虚拟机，只是测试玩玩，会不会太让他失望了啊？我差一点就想对他说，我其实是虚拟机的。可是我没有说，我只说了下面这句话（很邪恶的感觉，让小哥帮我加速虚拟机。。。）
04:04:56 PM client : ok, do it please
然后，这句话说完，神速地，小哥回了一句惊天地泣鬼神的对话过来了。。。
04:05:06 PM Jacob : One way to help fix the problem is by you taking advantage of our Geeks for less than 14 cents a day for 24/7/365 unlimited access. There is no risk with our 30-Day Money Back Guarantee Policy.
04:05:19 PM Jacob : We also provide an additional 15% DISCOUNT for our 2 year plan and 20% DISCOUNT for our 3 year plan. Just click on the following link to select your plan:
04:05:42 PM Jacob : hxxs://secure.comodo.com/home/purchase.php?pid=17&afl=3986&subaffiliateid=1270
哎呀，这个时候我就发现，原来这货不免费啊，点点看，需要多少钱呢？
04:05:56 PM client : oh, let me check it.
这时远程还没断开，我看了页面之后，看了需要信用卡之后，看了要49刀之后，我就在输入框里面输下面第二行内容（小哥明显没等我敲完，就说了这一句）。
04:08:18 PM Jacob : Please use paypal
输入框里打完了所有句子，我点下了发送按钮。
04:08:20 PM client : thanks for the link and your help. i do not have the credit card that can pay for it. may be i can try by myself.
04:08:33 PM client : i don't have paypal either.
04:08:51 PM client : thanks for you kindly help. i think i can try by myself.
最后两句我还等了一下，想看看小哥有啥答复。可是，小哥啥都没说。在我说完最后一句话的时候，我看到我的鼠标向上，向右漂移，啪地一声，点到了对话框的关闭按钮上，于是问我是否结束对话的时候，鼠标又一次移动，点上了结束。
整个过程完成了。。。我不知道是不是我把小哥给耍生气了。。。只是最后我了解到，原来Comodo的服务是真要钱的啊！！可是，他其实也没真点开我系统里面的什么东西，只在我说了卡巴之后就立刻判断有冲突。可这种冲突如果我付费的话，是否真能结局呢？那我就不得而知了。
BTW：请无视我语法错误连篇的英文。。。。
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发表于 2013-5-2 16:35:36
